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    Bloomberg Hits Town for Fenty (DC)

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    Bloomberg Hits Town for Fenty (DC)

    This is too funny.  Why, you ask?  Imagine someone from NYC coming to YOUR home town, endorsing the one who has to go. 

    I heard this on yesterday's morning news and thought... "And?"

    Come on dude, this ain't NYC, NY State, NJ, or whatever. The locals could give a    about who you endorse.


    CONGRESSMAN LOSES PATIENCE - & - MIND

    Rep. Weiner blasts GOP foes of 9/11 workers’ health fund

     You go Boy!!  Tell them how you really feel...  LOL


    DC COPS GET A WORKOUT- YOUNG SUPERMAN CRIMINAL TAKE THEM THOUGH IT.

    On the Run: Police Chase Suspect Into Convention Center

    WOW!

    In fairnes, he WAS motivated!  LOL


    Man Accused of Spraying Women With Bodily Fluid

    Man Accused of Spraying Women With Bodily Fluid

    Wow!!  I almost fell out of my chair when I read this mess.  Madness!!  I was not expecting that one.  Nope, not at all, but here it is..

    Deep Sigh!

    Now we all know that fella would have caught hell if he had caught the "right Sistah".  Come on, you know he would have become a victim of his own crime.  LOL

    MAN, after I read it the first thing that came to my mouth was 'I wish a Mu F****r would!"  LOL 

    I know Elder Queens (My Mother being the main  one) who would have had a charge of assault before it was over.  In my mind the first thing she would say is "Wait a Damn minute, did you just spray something on me?  Aw Hell No!" 

     After that, well, it would get really ugly -  really fast for him, but great entertainment for me.  LOL


    ANGRY BLACK MAN

     If Black Men are angry, they have damn good reason(s) to be! 


    WHAT WAS HE THINKING??

    As I sit here and think on this situation, I have to ask myself, what was he thinking?

    So many questions, so many jokes. 

    Um,,,,

    You have what rank? 4 Star General.

    Are you in Uniform? Yes.

    Is this your personal opinion? Yes.

    Are you insane?

    Do you like your paycheck?

     - Let me stop.. hahaha 

    How hard can it be to think before you speak? 

    It boggles the mind....  

    What was he thinking when he FORGOT he was talking to a member of the press?

    Rolling Stone Article

     

     See Yah!!!!

     General Retires with 4 Stars  Ain't you lucky!!!


    Rhee Could Quit on Gray

    Rhee Could Quit on Gray

    Schools chief suggests she'll go if Fenty goes.

    Link to article.

    Really.  She actually said that if Mayor Fenty is not re-elected, she will quit.  Too funny, and too easy.  My initial reaction is - See Yah!

    Then I thought who was the idiot who made the decision to release that to the news?  Man, what were they thinking?  Does she think she can influence DC politics, does she think she matters that much?  How arrogant!That is so gonna help get him out of that office.

    Good bye Mr. Fenty (You should start looking for a new job, even as I type this.)

    Good Bye Ms. Rhee (have a nice life in Cali with yah husband, cause you are so OUT!)

     


    It’s official: Obama is black

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36157764/ns/politics-white_house/

    It's official because he checked his census form as Black?  Really?Nah,, I knew it when all hell broke loose!  Tea baggers loose in the streets, Threats against minority government officials, people getting spit on - the birthers who said he was not born in the US. That's when I knew for sure he was Black!

    When people talked mess about Mrs. Obama's arms, when the press won't call him Mr. President or when he is just called Obama - now you know he is Black!


    In light of health-care debate, what America needs is a civility committee - I Agree!

    Please read this,,,  too wild!

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    WHO SAID .......THEY LIED!

    Ok, you already know I watch music videos on youtube, right?  Well I ran into this one and was wowed!  And I don't get like that often.

    Enjoy


    Things you need to tell so called grown azz people...

    Ok,, I confess. I watch Music Videos.  My name is Tyree, and I am a member of *wait for it*.... You Tube.

    I see a lot of music, some cool, some jamming, some that never should have been put on youtube because it has poor quality visual or audio.  Some have both.  Ugggg!  Excuse me while I bleed from the eyes and the ears.

    Anyway, I was on You Tube tonight and ran into this video.  I know the artist, he's from my home town (DC), so I checked it out.  I initially thought, this is not for children!  Nope, it's over 21 rated.

    But then I started listening to the words, and I fell out laughing.  The Brother is trying to get so called grown azz people on the right tip! 

    That is why I decided it should be re-named to "Things you need to tell so called grown azz people..." 

    Enjoy!


    BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, WHAT YAH GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME 4 U??

    Too funny!

    http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Harrisonburg-Police-Kill-Raging-Bull-87468122.html


    Chris Brown to Fans: Please, Save Me!

    Come on Chris, what did you think was gonna happen?  Did you think you would be able to walk away with beating a Black Woman, and still make big bank from Black Women?  Nah Dude - that ain't it.

    I'mma tell you the truth, I had serious  issues with that mess.  Who hit who first?  How bad did he beat her?  What started that mess?  Ok, I watch it unfold, didn't like what I saw and heard and I really didn't like his 1/2 azzed video on the so called apology tip.  Youtube is a beast when you mess up!  Chris gotta hate youtube and blogs right about now.

    Anyway, now he's crying 'cause Black Women (his major demographic) ain't buying his new cd.  Oh well! You shoulda thought about that mess before you slapped/beat/punched the Sistah.

    By the way, the radio station I listen to, a major Urban one in the DC-B-More-Northern VA community, plays his stuff on a regular.  I hear it, and I like some of it, but I won't buy this one on principle.  I refuse to reward an artist with my $$ if they really lose thier minds.  I will see with the next one.

    Whiney Bonehead!

    Audio Plea:  http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/031010_chris_brown_audio.mp3


    Howard Stern makes controversial remarks about 'Precious' star Gabourey Sidibe

    Howard Stern = BONEHEAD!

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    Cops: Mom of Four Hires Hit-Man To Kill Hubby for $20K!

    Whatever happened to divorce?  I have never thought of killing an ex, I don't care how it ended.   This is out of control!  What will she say to her children "Uh, Mommy had a BAD day and Daddy got on my last d*** nerve, so he had to go."?  Hmm, will that work in court? 

    I don't know....Good luck with that!

    Now she gotta spend some real up close and personal time with Big Mabel and her crew.

    BONE HEAD!

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    "A close-knit, upscale Long Island enclave is reeling after a soccer mom gets locked up accused of hiring a hitman to whack her husband.

    According to the Nassau County district attorney’s office, 43-year-old mother of four, Susan Williams, makes elaborate plans to have a hitman murder her husband of 21 years, Peter Williams. But what Williams doesn’t plan on is the hitman she allegedly hires to off her husband is an undercover cop.

    It all starts, when Williams allegedly approaches a friend for help finding a murderer for hire. The friend, a retired police officer, goes straight to the cops. "


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